im never talking to a boy again
i congratulate you for talking to one in the first place
How do I get a hold of you guys?
You just contact the mayor's office, he has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.
You just contact the mayor's office, he has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
(Source: jourdonnais)
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
― Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
