Since I like the stupid texts, the silly letters, the getting to know all the other persons quirks. The whole casual thing gets boring, I would rather someone to call after watching a sad film.

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

somuchfandoms:

like… what even

inspires you to

write such things 

that dont make 

any sense

WHAT SO EVER

listinthings:

• be unaware of where the penis is
• scream into the penis
• use the back of your hand
• slap the penis and call it “buddy”
• condescend to the penis
• set your hand on fire